| About me : | I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. & I can justify any shopping spree. I don't go 2 a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a message, with out a hard on. Can talk to my friends , about the size of my a**. My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes it takes long. Im afraid of spiders, will scream at a mouse, but i can frighten a stranger in d house. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong. I can be stronger than brandy, but milder than milk. I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a b****. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah I can get her. In your dreams, my dear- I can do better! Flowers are okay, But jewelry's the best. would you look at my face, and not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings. I know when your lying, you look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I'm a WOMAN, get it?!... :) |